Funny how things work, isn’t it, fellow wanderer? The man of the Beard started this mythic journey just as most begin – with another one ending. But now it seems that the cycle of time is repeating, just as it did for the Mayans.
“So what does that mean?” you dare ask, Gentle Reader. Well, in short, it means that Beard Powers may be in very short supply in the coming, days, months, or years. But fear not, you can help! Simply submit the pictures of your own beards here, and help me to build the GREAT Byrdamid!
Also, please be advised that, in an effort to keep up with the Age of the Orange Man, 30pinions has created a Twitter! Help us figure out how it works by Tweeting in my general direction. Maybe we may find greater uses for this tool that 8 year olds use to pretend they are grown adults, trolling one another.
Til next time, faithful sojourner!
-the Beard
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